Lakewood Croquet Club

Mr. Fantastic and Brian S. Johnston III Stage Stirring Come-From-Behind Victory to Capture 2008 Coleman Challenge

Saturday, June 7, 2008

"Mr. Fantastic" and Brian S. Johnston III staged a stirring come-from-behind win to capture the annual doubles championship June 7th at Coleman Park in Seattle.

Disen-Franchised: Gepner Forgets to Show Up for 2008 Coleman Challenge

Saturday, June 7, 2008

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As the saying goes, "when you assume, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'." Or in this case, The Franchise makes an ass out of himself.

King of Qualifying and Kristina Johnston Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory

Sat, Jun 7, 2008

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SEATTLE, WA – What appeared early on to be a come-from-behind, upset victory, turned out to be a come-from-behind, upset victory. It was just the wrong Johnston ending up on the winning side of the equation. Doubles partners for the 2008 Gary Coleman Memorial Team Challenge were selected randomly (via a ball draw), and the pairing [...]

Gary Coleman Memorial Team Challenge Kicks Off 2007 LCC Season Saturday, May 26th

Wed, May 23, 2007

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MERCER ISLAND, WA – Despite a long history of blatant and unabashed self-promotion, the Lakewood Croquet Club quietly rolls out the first major of the season this Saturday, May 26th as the Tenth Annual Gary Coleman Memorial Team Challenge takes place at Luther Burbank Park on Mercer Island. Burbank, nestled on the shores of Lake [...]

“Benedict Arnold” Johnston Reportedly Offers IMC Easy Win at Champions Cup XI

Sat, Aug 5, 2006

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SEATTLE, WA – In an unexpected, shocking turn of events, LakewoodCroquet.com has obtained a copy of an email secretly sent by the Lakewood Croquet Club’s (LCC) resident curmudgeon Brian S. Johnston III to Ironman Croquet (IMC) head Brandon Lasher, offering to “be your goon” and “[knock] other competitor’s [sic] balls out of contention so that [...]